Bacon is one of the tastiest meats known to man. Bacon, egg and cheese tacos, bacon wrapped filet mignon, baconnaise, bacon infused vodka, bacon floss, and I don’t think Harry Potter ever had Bacon Jelly Beans, but we do. This meaty treat is just too popular.
Why is the internet so obsessed with bacon? Well I did some searching and it is mostly because it is a delicious addition to almost any food. The long strips make it a weavable edible product. The Bacon Explosion looks so good, but so bad at the same time. Sinking my teeth into that behemoth could be the best time of my life, or a trip to the hospital.
If only bacon didn’t taste so good maybe it wouldn’t be spoken of so often. I’ve heard the number one way to break a vegetarian is for them to wake up to the smell of bacon. Personally, I enjoy my bacon not cooked too much. A bit crispy but still some flavorful fat. Bacon in strip form is always my preference. I have some friends who cut up the bacon into bite-sized pieces. I think the strip is the greatest idea. I can just waltz up to the bacon, take a strip, and now I have 5 bites of portable heaven.
I start school today, but because I wrote this yesterday, I think I’m going to get bacon before school tomorrow. (You understand that?) Probably on a breakfast taco. Or a breakfast burrito, any of y’all from Austin would know of Taco Shack, and nothing beats the Burnet Road Burrito. [Via]376