I try to get enough food into my body, not physical objects. Today’s interesting graphic shows the items that have misfortunately been put into the human body. First off, someone ate a razor blade. This is impossible. No one would be alive after eating a razor blade. I don’t care what kind of person you are, it wouldn’t work. This graphic says otherwise, but I don’t believe it.
Now that I have that off my chest I will tell you about my button problem when I was a kid. My problem was that my buttons would pop off my shorts or shirt and I was a dumb kid so I would chew on them. Then I would accidentally swallow the buttons. This happened 4 or 5 times until finally I learned not to chew on my buttons. I never fell ill from eating the buttons, maybe munching on plastic isn’t bad for you?
My buttons cannot even compare to some of the other objects on here: airplanes, safety pins and a bike? Why waste a perfectly good bicycle? That is the dumbest thing in the world. Go give it to someone who could use it to better their lives, don’t eat it! Imagine having lunch one day, you leave the deli to unlock your bike to leave when there is a guy next to it with a screwdriver and a bottle of ketchup halfway through digesting your rear breaks. Ridiculous. [Via]504