I've never watched CSI. I've only seen one episode where someone dies on a plane or something. I don't think I even watched the whole thing. I know a lot of people in our lovely nation love this show, so I am putting up this infographic (like an ugly sweater) for you.
Alas, some of y'all CSI fanboys will hate this graphic. It tends to show how absurd your television program is. [Via]