“Well one time when I was in my late 20's I decided, ‘why don't I try my hand in this?' I went to Home Depot and I bought all the metal I would need, then I went to HEB. I got whatever I needed…hops, yeast, barley (there's a fourth ingredient; I forgot what it is.) then I picked-up some Gatorade and hummus. I uh, well I actually didn't know how to brew my own booze so I took it home, followed the instructions on the interweb and got drunk.”
– One Satisfied Home-brewer.